Look at this guy.

Can you even believe it?

How dare he.

How absolutely DARE he be this cute.

This round.

This dapper.

Oh, wait, you’re mad he’s from Target? Well what if we told you he escaped that awful place and made a treacherous journey halfway across the country just to hold your beverage of choice? Because that’s what absolutely really happened.

And what if we told you he’s fully vaccinated and you will never be allergic to him? Will that sweeten this already sweet ass deal?

Adopt this guy today.

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