Are you fucking kidding me?

SERIOUSLY??

Yes, this exists and, yes, you need it badly. Imagine walking down the street with this in your hand like you are some possesed maniac who truly believes these are your real pets. Imagine walking up to the neighbor you absolutely despise and telling them you just adopted them with a glazed over look in your eye as if you were Dani at the end of MIDSOMMER.

There’s a lot of things you can achieve in life with this basket of power. We’re sure you can figure it out.

Basket is approximately 12” high and 10”-13” wide.

(PRICING INCLUDES SHIPPING AND PLATFORM FEES. SALES TAX WILL BE APPLIED AT CHECKOUT)